Just marking my territory

Okay so today I got my first "Do you know what your son did?" call from Bhavika around 10 AM. It turns out that our little buddy made quite a mess of himself and other things this morning.

After breakfast, he apparently decided that it didn't quite agree with him so he discharged it partially on himself and mostly on his bouncer. So mummy takes him upstairs while her mom cleans the bouncer.

After a quick change, he decides to pee in his new diaper. Mummy changes him, lays him in his crib, he peed and the diaper leaked. Two diapers and two outfits down and a new set of sheets. So she changes him and a few minutes later, pee. After letting him sit for a few minutes to make sure he was done, she goes to change him. She partially removes the diaper, and what happens? Yellow and yellow make green (users of Pampers will get this).

As she's telling me this, all I could think of was a scene from a bad horror movie from the 90's where Jack Nicholson plays a werewolf. It goes something like this. Nicholson is in the bathroom using a urinal, another guy comes in, and Nicholson turns and starts peeing all over him. In his sly little way, he says, "Just marking my territory."

Apparently our little buddy wants to make sure that no one else moves in on his mummy.